Moose Rules #6 (3 photos) / by Dave Hileman

The movie is not yet out but the offers keep coming in. I am thinking of endorsing this remarkable invention, a pie you can carry in your hoof. Is that not spectacular. As lead spokesmoose, I will get a lifetime supply of these ingenious creations. I don’t think they know how much a moose of my stature can eat!

I also had to pose for numerous photos with my fans. This pretty lass gave me a great big hug when I was here for another possible product to endorse. The Driver has a review coming on Thursday for this place and I will be sure to add some better perspective to his account.

Another job, since I have not yet chosen who will be privileged to be my agent, is reading scripts. I cannot tell you the number of roles I am considering.

I have not yet been told when my movie is coming out but I will let you all know so you might get in line for some of my personal appearances. I plan to show up at them in my new, 1948, yellow Lincoln convertible. It unexpectedly has not yet been delivered.

I am including a photo from The Driver cause he gets cranky if I don’t and I just don’t need any negative vibe around my ascending film star status right now. But why did he pick a different perspective of Mount Denali and all I can see is Ms. McKinley. Another poor choice by the Driver.

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Great new invention, just imagine what my Mooseyness will add to this package.

Great new invention, just imagine what my Mooseyness will add to this package.

Yet another fan photo. Watch for some more info on Thursday.

Yet another fan photo. Watch for some more info on Thursday.