Cadillac’s Most Correct Viewpoint
Good, I have the whole post, this is how things ought to be done.
Much news to share with my vast and rapt audience. I’m afraid one item is going to be sad. The most disappointing news is that I must suspend my Presidential Campaign. I know that hundreds of you are staring aghast at your screen right now, maybe through tears. It was not a choice but forced upon me by an inadequate system. It appears, even given my wildly popular campaign and the clear choice of most thinking voters, that I am NOT on the ballot in ANY state. Who knew of such a thing. So, my campaign strategist team is looking into this farce but so far we see no way forward for 2020. Look out 2024 cause we will be prepared. I will still campaign in the extreme south this year sowing the ground for our next effort.
I’m glad to get that out of the way to bring you exciting, wonderful news.
First, I have found my primary calling. Not driving planes, trains or automobiles nor medicine nor rodeo - in fact all of these are among my most outstanding abilities yet there is one place I excel to the stratosphere, food - we are opening up a cafe! Yes, Cup & Cones Cafe will soon be a reality. We will serve excellent, creative lattes, great, unique ice cream and light fare for any appetite. And we will not leave out the entire Moose and other antlered creatures population like other restaurants. We will have lily root soup, light grass salads and maple/endive ice cream, for example. Our first Cup & Cones Cafe will be in Denali. Our second is slated for Raleigh. (Don’t tell anyone but the winter in Denali is a bit harsh, the summer is Raleigh is a bit warmish.) Franchises are in the works.
Which brings me to the best of the news, Ms McFinley and I are getting married. I know, picking a perfect wife is one of my most outstanding qualities. She is the “we” in the cafe by the way.
I know you have a lot of questions.
1. Do I get to attend the wedding?
You will, of course, all be invited to the wedding of the century once we set a date.
2. Will you have birch ice cream
You did not need to ask that question.
3. What happens to Brr Ice?
He missed the open range so we made him our grill chef.
4. Will you still travel?
Sadly, I still have no license so, until MOOSE RIGHTS I will travel with the guides but my focus will be to explore new concepts for the cafe, new flavors for ice cream and latte tastings. The driver is not too competent but he does eat and can find ice cream.
I’m off to Denali and the lovely Ms McKinley. I will check back in a few weeks. Meanwhile lots of work to do, things to organize, recipes to test, gallons of ice cream for evaluation and a wedding to plan. Fortunately all these things are among my most outstanding qualities.