Update Cadillac - where, what and with whom — for his fans
So, Mr C. Moose, I want you to go to school to learn RV repair. If you are traveling with us, it would be nice to get some value from you.
But that interferes with MY plans and anyway, I don’t have articulated hooves, so it would not work.
We can work around the hoof challenge, so your plans - however unrealistic they might be, will be on hold.
My plans are never unrealistic, just circumstances conspire against me, besides this plan is easy and practically perfect.
Right, OK, what is your plan?
I intend to be a famous travel writer. I already ordered a fedora and am tracking down an Olivetti letter processor and, as you have already noticed, I am working on my vocabulary. If you are going to drag me across the country in this overland submarine I need a career that works with being in new places every day or so.
Realistic, really. Travel writers are not famous. And besides, you don’t even know where you are most of the time. No one is going to publish you even if you wrote something about the ferns and fauna FOR DINNER at some random pond.
Not famous! How about John Steinbeck or Ernest Hemingway or Bill Bryson or Mark Twain or Hunter Thompson or Marco Polo or Mr. Peabody. Besides I already have the hat! All I need to do is start smoking.
Smoking. No, nope, not a chance, never. We’ll continue this tomorrow.