What a week. We saw cool cars (no not the one the Driver has) we saw where they make real movies and we got chased by a hurricane.
There were hundreds of these neat cars that are bright colors and make cool noises. They remind me a bit of the bears in my home area of Maine when they roar. Of course, there are not as fierce as a moose but they sound a bit more like these angry cars. I could really use one of these hot rods - if they ever allow moose to drive, cause lots of them don’t have a roof and my magnificent antlers can be fully admired as I cruise (I learned a new word!) down the street. Plus when you get one of those you get to stand around and talk and eat, two of my most outstanding qualities.
The big news is that we spent the night at John Schneiders’ Studio and met a reel (snicker) movie director - he is the major movie boss. His name is Thomas Johnston and on something called IMBD he is the sixth. I have been searching for a job and clearly now I have found it, I will be a movie person. Now, I won’t start out as the boss, but I know Thomas was very impressed with me, of course, and will find a suitable place for me to pretend whatever they tell me I must pretend. I am already very good at looking hungry! It may be one of my most outstanding qualities. That coupled with my natural good looks, my superior posture and impressive antlers, well, what can hold me back? The Nice One says that if you make movies some people become “stars” and while that actually did not make sense it was clear that it was good. So, I will plan to be a “star” or even a planet, whatever is the better. I need to let my good friend, Thomas, know I am ready as soon as we get out of this rolling pill box and back to normal, I will pack up and move to JSS. I imagine they will give me one of their little houses. Oooh, I hope they have a latte machine, I can’t live too long with out a latte. Also, I did not see any ice cream. Well, once I am a shooting star I think they will see I get what I want. How sensational that I finally found the perfect job for me and, of course, I will not forget Thomas as I become more starlike in the future. I can already see my IMBD, Cadillac Moose, the 27th!
I nearly forgot we got chased out of a park in something called Miss A. Sippy and are fleeing north to miss the Great Wind and Torrential Rain. We have wind and rain all the time but now it is something to be feared. Human People are astonishing.